Anyone else weirded out by this?


I feel like I see this baby everywhere! Why must you follow me to whatever supermarket I go, peering out from the aisles w/ your big baby mayonnaise eyes!? Who buys this? Stop putting mayonnaise on everything! Blahh! And look, I'm not the only one who feels this way.

Look, I'm all for a little mayo on my sammiches and in some potato/mac salad, but know when to say when, people. Bottom line:

Mayonnaise shrimp w/ candied walnuts - yay!

Mayo-gartia - boo!

They're going to take over the world!



"He's coming right at us! (runs & jumps thru window) Aaaaaggghhh!" - Lloyd Bridges in Airplane

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